Dateline: February 2, 2011, Narragansett, RI
Classification: TOP SECRET
Distribution channels: WIKILeaks, FB, carrier pigeon network
It has come to our attention that something called "Valentine's Day" is scheduled in eight short days. Blueberry Cove Inn has lovely rooms available for anyone wanting a secure rendez vous. This safe house has two suites and one room with two-person whirlpool tubs and will not be adding any more this week. Book quickly using the alias of your choice before they are taken. (The other rooms are also romantic but don't have tubs.) Only one suite has a wood burning fireplace in front of the whirlpool and it is sure to be a hit with your contact.
As an added bonus, if you book before Tuesday, February 8, use the code phrase "Hansel and Gretel" to have a free Sweetie Package added to your stay.
Book before Thursday, February 10 for two nights using the passcode "Hansel and Gretel riding on Rosebud" and a free Sweetie Package plus Romantic Roses will be secreted in your room.
Call after Thursday and you may be sorely disappointed.
(May not be combined with other discounts. Can be booked on line or by phone.)